Thursday, January 18, 2007
"Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
- Lynn Johnston (1947 - ), For Better or For Worse"
Im in a bitching mood. Bitchers beware! The king of all bitching is about to bitch. Hahaha.. ok.. suddenly dont feel like bitching anymore. Just as what Khai told me before, at the rate im going, I may be killed on the streets without even knowing why.
Anyway, i heard this from someone recently....
A chinese girl went to a pub recently. As it was her 21st bithday, she decided to celebrate it at somewhere special and new. so she decided to celebrate her birthday with a few of her friends at that pub. Being a first timer at the pub and wanting not to lose face in front of her group of friends, she decided to wait and observe how people order their drinks. So she went to the counter to queue for her drinks. In front of her, there were 2 Caucasians. So here came the bartender and the bartender approached the first caucasian.
The first caucasian said, " Jack Daniels."
The 2nd caucasian went, " Johnny Walkers."
And when the bartender finally approached the chinese girl,
The chinese girl confidently answered............. " Lum May Choo."
Happier Times....
11:34 AM;
" The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet. "
- James Oppenheim
Someone sent me this....... I thought I should share it..
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with
her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to
get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton
gets this letter from Wal-Mart:
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our
stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:
# June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.
# July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
# July 7: Made! a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
rest rooms.
# July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.
# August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
# September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
# September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
# September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
# October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and
picked his nose.
# November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
# December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.
# December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
# December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
# December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes
the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least...
# December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then
yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Woah.. I've realised I've been a really lazy blogger. Haha, you cant blame me! I've been really busy with other committments (Alright you guys can guess who is it..).Anyway, I've been starting to think am I keeping this blog alive just because I want it to be alive or am I keeping it alive due to passion. Well, I think i shouldnt spend much time on this topic. I believe this issue will sort it out by itself. Right.. So the lady told me.." I need to be rational and list out all our differences. Besides, I need to really go through the differences and see if Im willing to handle these issues. " Come to think of it, It's pretty darn true. I mean I know her for barely less thatn half a year and somehow, I speed things up abit too fast to the point where we've known each other for 5 years. Will the passion sizzle out as fast as it had began or will it continue to flash in the love pan? Well, I hope the flame will consume the pan. So last night, after numerous discussion, she finally convinced me that we needed more time. Preferbably 3-5 years. Or at least, after my studies if my courtship were to begin. She sees this as a test of time and use this period to judge me for my character. Haha, she also hoped to see how Im going to put whatever I promised her into actions. So basically, I think the best option for me now is to be more focus in both studies and other area of committment. I got to think rationally and not let my emotions blind me. Ok..Im starting to feel this is getitng abit like some soapy Korean drama. But well, a little adivce to many guys out there who fantasized about having a relationship with older ladies, or also known as May-December relationship (also known as Cradle Snatcher/robber). If you're think of having it just for the sake of your sick fantasy, I think you'll be better off in other places such as Batam or Thailand, where you can find instant physical gratification. This kind of relationship really requires you to have that mantle, stamina and most of all your committment. Come to think of it. It's really an irony in society, esp Asian society. When an older man marry a young girl who is 20 years younger than him, society appluads. However, when an older woman marry a younger guy 10 years younger than her, society fawn. Who are we to judge this relationship. We're not God. The feelings are mutual and we're just human beings too. Being a traditional society doesnt mean all traditional views should be retained. Certain views are obsolete and make it in pace with the growing time.
Hey.. Speaking about happiness,Im fuming mad over some idiot in my family. Apparently my dvds has been going missing, and I suspect someone has been stealing it from me. It's no even borrowed! When I confronted that person, he or she will just pretend nothing has happen and feign ignorance. The worse part is.. He'll turn around and accuse me of accusing him. Before anyone can say I may have misplaced the disc. Im blardy sure I know where it is cause im very particular about my dvds. Dont forget, im a movie fan. So i know the order in which i keep my dvds. On top of this, this show hasnt been release in Singapore. That's why I know it. i suspect someone but I cant accuse him, due to lack of evidence. Seriously.. I think I may have to resort to bolts and keys to lock my drawer. Better still, survillance camera!
10:30 AM;